09 Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
Your mums so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide.
Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing.We are Family.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma is so fat, that when she steps on a scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat she died
Yo momma so fat when God said let it be light he told your momma to move.
Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up.
Yo mama so fat she don't fit in this joke.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and popped Skittles out.
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mamma is so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live.
Your mum's so fat she doesn’t need the internet; she’s already worldwide.
Yo mama is so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo momma so fat her belly button got home 30 minutes before she did.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King.
Yo mamma's so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said DAMN and ran away.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flipflops.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFC's.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orlean thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mamma is so fat that on halloween she says trick or meatloaf.
Yo momma so fat when she gets cut she bleeds gravy.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat by everybody.
Yo mama so fat she fell in a whirlpool and got stuck.
Yo momma is so fat we are in her right now.
Yo momma is so fat when she fell in love, she broke it.
This post contains yo mama jokes.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
Your mums so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide.
Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing.We are Family.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma is so fat, that when she steps on a scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat she died
Yo momma so fat when God said let it be light he told your momma to move.
Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up.
Yo mama so fat she don't fit in this joke.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and popped Skittles out.
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mamma is so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live.
Your mum's so fat she doesn’t need the internet; she’s already worldwide.
Yo mama is so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo momma so fat her belly button got home 30 minutes before she did.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King.
Yo mamma's so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said DAMN and ran away.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flipflops.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFC's.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orlean thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mamma is so fat that on halloween she says trick or meatloaf.
Yo momma so fat when she gets cut she bleeds gravy.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat by everybody.
Yo mama so fat she fell in a whirlpool and got stuck.
Yo momma is so fat we are in her right now.
Yo momma is so fat when she fell in love, she broke it.
This post contains yo mama jokes.